Men are sually tight lipped about their emotions. However, there are some sure fire conversation rollers that will make even the quiet ones out there speak volumes, in an extremely animated way. Babes, beaches and of course bikinis are one. Also sports, the adrenalin pumping stuff.

However, if you want him to pull out all the stops and get real voluble, ask:”what is it that women do that drive you crazy?” You’ll be suprise by his decibel level. 

Some of the most annoying things that men abhor in their women are:

- Being ambiguous about almost everything, except when it comes to your jeans, jacket, purses and other feminine things. No invariably means maybe, yes means perhaps…so mind numbing!

- Asking loaded questions like “am I looking too fat in the jeans?” and then making us feel like a meanie for giving honest opinon.

- Making us apologise for not remembering her dad’s birthday, her brother’s anniversary, your monthly dates, even her dog’s vaccination date. Basically anything that is in your life. However, this does not include a hot babe that happen to be her best buddy. 

- Making an anniversary out of everything. First kiss anniversary, first look anniversary…whew!

- The two Cs: comparing and critizing. Especially when the comparing barometers are usually the ex-boyfriend. Or a guy friend or worse, dad dearest. The last one is really a knock out. Match and game point in master stroke. 

- Having the room done up in pink with teddies and posies strewn around. Or worse, go for a totally lived-in look, with rather personal paraphernalia strewn around.

- Borrowing our favorite jacket and forgetting to return it. Wearing our fave t-shirt and leaving it crumpled, stashed. Borrowing our Hugo Bosses or Polo’s and airing out half the bottle. “These kinds of free rides make us mad.”

- Too much of girly talk, giggling. “It does not mean that you indulge in brain testers, but hey! Do laugh only when you are meant to.” All talk about period cramps, tampons, make-up are put off points.

- Make up marathons. “We do appreciate your cutie to hottie metamorphosis, but certainly not when all you need to do is go out for an ice-cream.”

- Drinking and making a total slob of yourselves, especially at parties.

- Trying too hard to be sexy and seductive. Men really don’t dig the eager-beaver varieties.

- Inconsistency. Giving us the come-on and then acting coy and prude.

- Acting Momma. “We appreciate the one we have. So don’t try and copy roles.”

- Wanting to be the centre of existence 24/7. “Basically insecurity whenever I am away. There are other people/things that I enjoy too…”

-  Birdy appetites. “Having to pay for a meal and see half of it left back on the plate is screamingly maddening.”

-  Finally, the tendency to get us talking…not about sports/cars/work, but about our feelings. “Knowing your tendency to overanalyze, this is a devil versus deep water situation because wham! You’d turn things against us in a jiffy”.

- Also, not appreciating our silences. Just because we are silent does not mean something’s wrong!

If you are a man reading this, do you think this list of complains applies to you? 

If you are a woman reading this, do you think this list of complains are justified?

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